Dear Runner's High,


Holy crap. You are amazing.


XOXO,


me

Dear apartment,

I'm sorry I've let things get so messy lately. Let's be honest - things aren't regularly "tidy" around here anyways... but even this is extreme. I promise to clean you tomorrow after I get this project turned in. I'll even use the Magic Eraser, just how you like it.

Monica Keirn

Dear Mexico (and all associated peoples),

Thank you for Cinco de Mayo. What a great holiday. I don't know if I'm getting this whole thing wrong, but I use it every year as an excuse to drink Coronas in the mid-day. Hopefully, that's what you guys do to celebrate down there too. Also, good call on setting it the day I'm done with finals. Keep it up. I like what you're doing here.

Monica Keirn

Dear Black Beans,

Thank you for being so tasty and also for being so cheap. And thanks in advance for preventing heart disease. You're my new favorite side dish (but don't tell broccoli I said that).

Love,
Monica Keirn

Dear new blog,

I am your new writer. It's nice to meet/create you. I'm sure we'll be a good team. Just as long as you let me write anything I like.

Sincerely,

Monica Keirn